Later this year, the WB and UPN will be combining into a single network called the CW. And not only will there be one less line scrolling up on the TV Guide Channel, but the two networks' programs themselves are being melded together to form a new schedule of mighty, audience-pleasing supershows:

Marsville: A plucky teen detective with the vocabulary and demeanor of a 43-year-old divorcee gets hit by a glowing green meteor and gains the ability to make an unending stream of winking in-jokes comprehended only by aging fanboys who hated X2 because Nightcrawler wasn't in the right costume. Executive Producer: Joss Whedon.

Gilmore Girlfriends: Let's just say the latest arrivals in Star's Hollow are a whole lot sassier and a whole lot less likely to get hired at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Everybody Hates Reba: That's not the name of a show. Just an assumption.

One on One Tree Hill: I can't think of a joke here that isn't horrifyingly racist, so just use your imagination.

America's Next Supernatural Model: The sheer otherworldy power of Tyra's self-importance opens a portal to Hell, and there's all kinds of demons and ghosts and shit like that. The one with the biggest tits wins.

I'm out. UPN has other shows, I think? Who knows.