I had lunch today with Greg Gutfeld, who was until recently the Editor-in-Chief of Maxim UK, and who used to edit Men’s Health and Stuff. It’s was nice to meet Greg, but he was quickly overshadowed by the presence of Tim Burton (eating at a table near us) and Paul McCartney, who smiled and waved at me and pretended he wanted to eat our food. (Oddly, there was no food on our table. Good thing, since we lunched on lamb chops and duck.)

These days, Greg is pretty busy fielding death threats from George Clooney fans, over his blog entries on the Huffington Post. But he showed me an advance copy of a mini-magazine (entitled Mixam, which Greg helpfully explained is Maxim spelled backwards. Thanks, Greg!) that will come out with the British version of the magazine in May. It is easily one of the most disgusting, profane, misogynist, offensive pieces of print I’ve ever seen. In other words, it’s great! Get your copy in a few weeks – you will thank me.